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七夕節(jié)幽默搞笑的句子（關于七夕的搞笑金句）
1、別人都有甜甜的戀愛，我只有禿禿的腦袋。
Everyone else has a sweet love. I only have a bald head.
2、我的男朋友，不小氣，不張揚，不懶惰，不存在。
My boyfriend, not stingy, not publicity, not lazy, does not exist.

3、七夕節(jié)快到了，是時候回天庭和月老談談分配對象的事了。
The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. It's time to go back to the heaven and talk about the allocation of boyfriends.
4、七夕節(jié)怎么過？躺著過、趴著過、站著過、蹲著過、一笑而過、擦肩而過、面壁思過、匆匆而過。
How do you spend Chinese Valentine's day? Lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking on the wall, and passing in a hurry.

5、別問我處不處對象，這是想有就有的嗎？你考不上清華，是因為你不想上嗎？
Don't ask me if I want to fall in love. Is this something that you can have if you want to? You can't be admitted to Tsinghua University because you don't want to?
6、今年七夕不收禮，收禮不收男朋友。
No gifts will be accepted this year. I don't accept boyfriends for gifts.

7、情人節(jié)我掐指一算，不出意外的話，跟我沒半毛錢關系。
Valentine's day I pinch a finger, if no accident, and I have no half dime relationship.
8、歷史總是驚人的相似，前年七夕我單身，去年七夕我單身，今年七夕我還單身。
History is always surprisingly similar. I was single the previous year's Eve, last year I was single, and this year I was still single.

9、七夕快到了，月老我們坐下來喝杯茶，談談心吧！
Tanabata is coming. Yuelao, let's sit down and have a cup of tea and talk about our hearts!
10、有需要電燈泡的嗎？吃不吃飯不重要，主要是想近距離看看愛情長什么樣？
Do you need a light bulb? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not. It's mainly to see what love looks like up close?

11、情人節(jié)聲明：我不是不想談戀愛，我是沒人要。
Valentine's Day statement: it's not that I don't want to fall in love. No one wants me.
12、小朋友，你是否有很多問號，為什么情人節(jié)了你還沒人要。
【關于七夕的搞笑金句七夕節(jié)幽默搞笑的句子】Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why do you have no one to ask you for Valentine's day.